Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is provided for educational purposes only. Do not attempt to reenact or recreate any activity or suggestion in the following text/video. Methods described are illegal. Any action you take is strictly at your own risk, and this video/book is not liable for any losses and damages in connection with this book.
Educational Uses: This is a fictional howto video/book and should be used for educational, philosophical, and entertainment purposes only. This is a great resource for people in many professions, such as retailers, store detectives, loss prevention specialists, law officers, anarchists, scientists, researchers, and philosophers who may greatly benefit from books written from the perspective of Robin Hood & Aladdin. In order to catch a thief; one must know a thief. How can one catch a criminal if they have no idea how the criminal thinks and acts? How can a shoplifter be successful if they aren’t aware of how Asset Protection Specialists operate?

This video/book is about the best shoplifters: Aladdin & Robin Hood. This book is about the techniques and knowledge of fictional shoplifters. This video/book does not suggest that the reader shoplift or break the law.

When Robin Hood was young, he robbed the rich to give to the poor. Even though he broke the law, he was still considered a hero because he helped those in need by taking from the rich who mistreated the poor and had way too much money and power. Today, Robin Hood is still a heroic, honorable, and peaceful thief who shoplifts from corrupt corporate stores to give to the poor.

Robin Hood & Aladdin have written this educational book about how they successfully shoplift with honor. They’re both great shoplifters because of their techniques and knowledge. Robin Hood & Aladdin are masters of disguise and talented actors who perform in the theater called The Store. Robin Hood & Aladdin have conquered their inner kleptomaniac and are in full control of where and when they shoplift. They know to never shoplift from small businesses and to always shoplift from corporations. They’re aware of the rules and regulations because in order to break the law; one must know the law. They know the inner workings of a store and how store detectives think. They’ve fully mastered the art of Blind Spots and are always aware of their surroundings. Robin Hood & Aladdin know which items and store departments are the safest, how to enter and exit a store, how to properly conceal items, and what to do if confronted by store detectives. No matter what, Robin Hood & Aladdin always steal with honor and never use violence.

Mastering the art of Blind Spots is arguably one of the most important arts in shoplifting. How to Shoplift: A Philosophical Handbook.