Bobcat Goldthwait • You Don't Look The Same Either: People think I'm gonna come out here and, like, scream for 45 minutes to an hour and go ahhhhh! Which sounds like it would be fun, but eventually it'd be a dick in all of our asses. • Going bald sucks, I'll tell you what's worse, gray pubic hairs. • When Gilbert Gottfried got fired from Aflac, I go "Maybe they'll call." I spent the afternoon walkin' around Aflac, Aflac, Aflac! • I had a heart attack a while back and you know how they say laughter is the best medicine? Turns out, nitroglycerine is the best medicine. That was the sweetest drug I've ever had. Like, "I gotta get more nitro. • I got fired once from the Hollywood Squares. Do you realize how embarrassing that is? That's like banging an ugly person, and then right in the middle of it, they stop you and say, "Uh, you gotta go.” I got fired because the question was; "What does Michael Jackson do to relax?" And I go, "Oh, I know this one!" "He likes to blow Bubbles.”

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