Westerville South High School, Westerville, Ohio
(Parody of Side To Side by Ariana Grande)
(Intro: Cherish)
I’ve got an integral (Cherish Myers)
I’ve got an integrand (D Schizzo)
And now, I’m integrating bound to bound
(Verse 1: Cherish)
The functions curvy
So finding area underneath is quite demanding
And trapezoidal sums require understanding
That the area below ain’t perfect (ain’t perfect)
The functions curvy
A Reimann sum is just a good approximation
But I don’t only want a simple estimation
Cause that area below ain’t perfect (ain’t perfect)
(Chorus: Cherish)
These friends keep talkin' way too much
Say I should just give up
Can't hear them no, 'cause I
I’ve got an integral
I've got an integrand
And now, I’m integrating bound to bound
I’ve got an integral
I've got an integrand
(Verse 2: Cherish)
It’s fundamental
That you understand this calculus theorem
Cause it’s makin' people love it, when they hearin’
That the area comes out so perfect (so perfect)
And now I got ya
So you antiderive and use the bounds
Take the top minus the bottom on the ground
And that area comes out so perfect (so perfect)
(Chorus: Cherish)
These friends keep talkin' way too much
Say I should just give up
Can't hear them no, 'cause I
I’ve got an integral
I've got an integrand
And now, I’m integrating bound to bound
I’ve got an integral
I've got an integrand
(Bridge: D Schizzo)
dx is in style, it’s the differential
Set up the bounds, on the sign of the integral
Come true yo, feel this mathematics flow
If you got an integrand, I got an integral
All this student work is my minime
I got flow, mixed with integration strategy
Chain rule, reversed if you feelin’ me
UUsubstitute, functions of trigonometry
And complete, all the squares, long division here with me
Integrate by parts and partial fractions, calc BC
Look around, all the answers are found
I'm the king of math raps, young Cherish run bounds
(Chorus: Cherish)
These friends keep talkin' way too much
Say I should just give up
Can't hear them no, 'cause I
I’ve got an integral
I've got an integrand
And now, I’m integrating bound to bound
I’ve got an integral
I've got an integrand
(Outro: D Schizzo)
dx is in style, it’s the differential
Set up the bounds, on the sign of the integral
Come true yo, feel this mathematics flow
If you got an integrand, I got an integral