(With apologies for the tape drop outs in places It's a 30+ year old cassette, you know!)...
Jeremy Beadle hosts And you have an 18 year old me as contestant number three.
An 18 year old Greg making his first EVER television appearance.
An 18 year old Greg who's shitting himself With nervous ticks, a nervous cough, an incredibly dry mouth and an indescribably indescribable voice.
You're going to love this At my expense.