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Crazy funny Wedding Photos
Wedding
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So Cute!
34.Shrek Wedding
This is a love story about Ogres! Or maybe they just have a weird Disney Fetish. Tie me up rapunzel!

33.Moooo

Your trousers look delicious. Just try not to step on anything during the photo shoot, you wouldn't want to drag all that through the church.

Did you guys know cows have four stomachs?

The cow has four stomachs and undergoes a special digestive process to break down the tough and coarse food it eats. They even bring it back up and chew it again. Gross!

32.When nature calls

This is a bride’s maid really rising to the challenge. Someone's got to hold the dress while she pees. Is this in a porta potty. Why is this wedding at a state fair? Just kidding this porta pottie is like a double wide. Way too nice for a state fair. Also, this is a very ambitious wedding photographer.

31.Naked wedding

It's like they are marrying chippendales. I bet this is a wedding at a nudist colony.

30.Hot Pink

Why is he doing the Dr. Evil while she is pouting on the ground? He looks a lot more like Jaws then Dr evil. It looks like here right breast has a giant beard.

29.The Pinch

He is really enjoying that butt squeeze. With nails like that, I think it would be painful! This looks like a match made at an ITT technical institute.

28.Creepy look

He looks like he is thinking about doing it in an uncomfortable place, like the back of a Volkswagen, or that he has a shovel and lie in the back of the volkswagen. She looks like she just started selling tupperware.
27.She looks happy

He looks like he thinks she is going to eat him when the honeymoon starts. He does kind of look like fried chicken.

26.Speedo?

At least they won't have to take off a lot of clothes when they get to the hotel. Im guessing that kid wasn't the last.

25.Just Married

That is how you take a lady to the honeymoon spot! Nothing says I will protect you forever like a tank. Apparently, you can hook it up at tanklimo.com But you have to live in London. Woa thats a Lorrie darling.
I had to look up tanklimo.com

They have 20 years experience. You too can drive a tank around london.

24.A bbq wedding

She loves him because he is funny. Nothing says I love you like budweiser and burgers. America!

23.Worst Bridesmaids

They said open bar lets get white girl wasted! Hey, you guys look at this giant fan that has a camera on it.

22.Mc Donalds Marriage
Do you think after he proposed that he asked if he could get it super sized? Nothing says I love you honey like a strawberry milkshake! I bet after the ceremony they had a Happy Meal. It is to bad they couldn't get a clown to do it. Ronald Mc preacher.

21.Guy fox and Morticia

Why is he holding an axe? I hope they are not going to a creep abandoned lodge for their honeymoon. All work and no play make guy fox a dull boy. I wonder if they got married on the fifth of november. At least that way he would always remember. I heard cousin IT made it to the wedding.

20.Herrro kitty

His and hers Hello Kitty wedding. I don't think there is anyway this was the groom's idea. Unless of course, he owns hello kitty. Maybe this is like santa clause in the mall. You just get dressed up and then instead of sitting on an old guy's lap, you get hitched. And then weird emotionless cat people take pictures with you.
19.Chastity Belt

She wants to get some, but for the love of pete call a locksmith or something. Brides are generally worked up on their wedding day, I don't think you should add power tools to the equation.

18.Gross Pantti

WEll at least her last name won't be gross anymore. Match made in heaven. Speaking of Heavan. Bacon!


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17.First Kiss

Sometimes that first kiss can be surprising. Especially if you are trying to get to a really deep one.

16.They make a nice pair

She hasd a great pair there. Man, bad fruit puns are great.

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