Palpatine, after spending many minutes and/or days thinking through the problem, finally manages to settle on a new name for Anakin, Anakin is somewhat less enthused.

Also, I guess he manages to trick him into trying to wipe out the Jedi.

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The quick text was as follows:

00:06 00:12 Supreme Chancellor Palpatine: Don't be Dramatic Darth Tyrannus [wait, I've already used that one...]

Papa Palps then goes on to think through the following potential names:

Darth Maul
Darth Tenebrous
Darth Gravid
Darth Revan
Darth Malek
Darth Bane
Darth Ruin
Darth Cuddles
Darth Nihilus
Darth Scion
Darth Vitiate

But mentally rejects each.

00:19 Palpatine: Well if it's so easy, why don't you do it?

00:22 Palpatine: We're not calling you that

00:23 Palpatine: I'm not allowing such a silly name

00:25 Palpatine: How about Darth Spooky?

01:11 Anakin: Wherein the prophecy serves only to perpetuate the faux dichotomy of dark and light

02:10 Palpatine: Anakin just shut up with your inane nonsense

02:37 Anakin: But...! Master Windu said I shouldn't!

02:45 Anakin: And I love her more than anything. She has the thesis to my heart.

The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them. The exception to this were a couple of Palpatine's line which was taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. The background audio was taken from Jedi Survivor's Coruscant.

The images are taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith with captions added on them using ClipChamp. The thumbnail was created using imgflip

The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me