EDIT: I have since gotten the cart running, albeit poorly, after disassembling the carburetor and finding the fuel supply hole completely clogged with rust and corrosion. I cleaned it out with a wire. Now, however, the pull start assembly grenaded and broke off multiple fins from the cooling fan. I still do NOT recommend any Coleman products.
This video is why I will never buy a Coleman product again. Yes I put oil in it, and yes the ignition switch is hooked up and on. It would actually run a few seconds if you spray a little quick start into the carb. Also the gas is fresh. bought the day of uploading. And only uploading so I can link to this on Academy's website.