The Dorito of Death returns to reclaim its crown as the supreme attacker, the king of a dying breed of aircraft. It's no surprise it never left the paper nor is it that Ace Combat keeps going back to it.

It really is a hell of a plane, though. It flies exactly like the F22 chungus it looks like heavier, but still fast and maneuverable, with full poststall maneuvers. And it comes with a phenomenal array of weapons. The only reason I'm not testing it in Anchorhead is because I was down to air respawns with 8 minutes left. The S/MTD may be everyone's darling, but this is the star of the show.

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