Bendon, bend on, bend your mom on a table
WiiDSM, hit her soft with a nunchuk cable
Powerslide into your mom’s ass
Did you know? a bike’s the same speed on road and grass
And even sand, stream for 4 years and still be bland
Booked you on to dr phil, hope he gives you a hand
Mods orders, beg for freedom on your knees
I think you’re better off speedrunning papers please
Autoscroller with no thought, your ex said you’ve got no cock, and I think your just talk
Yes, I made a diss track on myself
Bars so fire that the google docs gonna melt
Instead of rapping you should fix your shit mental health
From speedrunning stupid sports brought up from hell
Who even rode a damn bike since 2012


Tell em Benson, yo
SnooPING AS usual, my rhymes are beautiful
Half the shit I say might be unconstitutional
Soupious Funeral, I'm low on batteries
I have a PHD from Mensa Academy
Addition, Subtraction, alphabet action, Stick handling like my name is Joshua Jackson
Behind the madness, yeah, it's just Soupious
Bitch fuck the mitochondria, I'm the nucleus
Indestructible, I'm like a Nokia
The Fruit of the Loom never had a cornucopia
No more dissin, it's not my philosophy
Ruiner Ryan please gamble responsibly
It's an atrocity, how’d we let this happen
DJ Braaap is gone, so now there's no more brappin
Biggy Bazzin, Benson still gets no bitches
He’s like disconnect on hole 6, it just misses


I got banned from wii serieeeeees
So did Tyler and Benson tooooooo
So i guess it makes some sort of seeeeense
That I wrote this song for youuuuuuuu


I need a hit, someone pass me the SpongeCart
Turnt off the bob, oh shit that wasn’t a fart
Paul Blart, if you can hear me please save me
Benson made an evil diss track and he's trying to blame me
Fishing Resort, put this shit in the aquarium
Talking to Benson is like being in a sanitarium (see me after class)
I have malaria, I think I'm gonna die soon
Benson please save me, I'm running out of lines to use


I understand, let’s start again from line 2
I posed as an officer and almost died last June
I apologise, no one told me that was illegal
Chip in for Albatross! no one calls that shit double eagle
Chin up when you talk to me, my presence is regal
Apparently stealing random dogs isn’t legal
This track is dangerous shit, call me Knievel
Got possessed by Soupious and now I’m evil

You weren't supposed to tell them that!!!
Someone please help me...