Adam Hansen went from cyclist loved for drinking beers in the middle of races and making 20 consecutive grand Tours as a cycling gladiator to another union leader hated by cycling fans, for whom the Australian has no respect. We analyze his controversies and expose his mistakes, such as his lax tolerance of doping or his ridiculous decisions for the “safety” of Tadej Pogacar or Jonas Vingegaard just before the start of the Tour de France 2024.