Here's the new rating system:
0/10: Worst Ever (Deposits dirt on the car)
1/10: Absolutely Horrible (Just wets the car)
2/10: Terrible (Just moves dirt around)
3/10: Pretty Bad (removes some dirt but not much)
4/10 Average (Cleans the car but has a lot of room for improvement)
5/10: Decent (Cleans well with decent chemical coverage)
6/10: Pretty Good (Cleans well with good chemical coverage)
7/10: Very Nice (Cleans very well with very good chemical coverage)
8/10: Awesome (Excellent cleaning with very good chemicals and dryers)
9/10: Absolutely Incredible (Excellent cleaning with excellent dryers and chemicals)
10/10: Perfect (Cleans perfectly, chemicals are perfect, and dryers work very well)

This wash: 10/10

Intro Music: Qualities of Religion Bjorn Lynne (Authorized used of this track licensed under ShockwaveSound.com)