Many "doctors" on social media aren't MDs, but that doesn't stop them from using their supposed credibility to make outlandish claims outside their areas of expertise. In this diatribe, I call out the absurd and ridiculous content and medical creators you find online: cancer treating chiropractors, drop outs giving career and business advice, and physicians doubling as investment gurus. I'm here to tell you that the greatest motivation to be in medicine is also its greatest reward: competent and compassionate patient care.