I was blissfully unaware of just how silly Disney owned Star Wars has become with its designs... until someone brought up the LIGHTSABER UMBRELLA during a livestream. Excuse me... the WHAT??

And that's not all, I also missed the helicopter of doom used by inquisitors. All the spinning from twirling from the prequels wasn't enough apparently, now they've gone full merrygoround.

The actual umbrella thingamajig from Star Wars Visions takes it to the next level... like the bizarre product of an unholy collaboration between the Penguin and the Joker.
So here's my reaction... needless to say, it's rant time!

This one's too far gone to even bother discussing realism and practicality much. More appropriate would be a sort of AVGNesque "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?" approach. So yeah... let's open up this can of WTF and delve into the hilarious silliness. Including my (controversial?) opinion about how Star Wars has become like the Terminator franchise.

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