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How to Pray like an Honest Calvinist

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Somewhere outside the city of Geneva, on Earth 1689, it happened that a Calvinist Theologian was praying, and when he had finished, one of his disciples said to him, “Pastor, teach us to pray, just as John also taught his disciples.” and he said to them:

"Oh Sovereign God, whom from all eternity, freely and unchangeably ordained whatsoever comes to pass, I thank you... I know you bring about all things in accordance with your will,... I know the evils of this world have NOT arisen by your mere permission, (or as a result of your patient call to repentance), but that YOU yourself bring about all evils for your glory and good pleasure,... I thank you for bringing evil into the world. I thank you for the brutality at Birkenau and at Auschwitz. I thank you for the terrible killings of Dennis Rader. I thank you for the brutality of war, and the countless widows and orphans it creates. I thank you for the perverse abuse of young children. I know these evil men were perfectly obeying your Sovereign will. I thank you. I see your gracious hand in the hurts others do to me, (like the Ford Focus that cut me off at the light this afternoon). I thank you. I thank you for my wife, and the abuse she inflicts upon our children while I’m away from the home. I know you did this to build mine and my children’s character. I thank you that its only been bruises and bloody noses. I know you saw fit to have my boss fire me from my job, during the holiday season, just as I know it was your Sovereign will that he hire Stephanie this past Spring and that we have an affair. I thank you for giving me an irresistible desire for red heads. Above all, I know it was your Sovereign hand keeping my wife ignorant of our illicit love making, (during our lunch break at the motel six). I thank you. I know that it was your perfect will that my neighbor got drunk and took his own life this morning, just as it was your perfect will that I was distracted on my cell phone and backed the car over his son last week. I thank you. I know you've regenerated me and elected me unto salvation, and while I'm unsure about my wife and children's eternal destiny, I thank you. Please bless this food to the nourishment of our bodies and bless the hands that prepared it, or don't. Whatever your Sovereign will is. Thank you, and amen!”

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In this video we learn how to pray like an Honest Calvinist from men like John MacArthur of‪@gracetoyou‬ RC Sproul of ‪@ligonier‬ James White of ‪@AominOrg‬ Voddie Baucham of‪@gfbc1689‬ and others.



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