tumblr bitch: liking parappa makes you a freak!
me: *growls really hard*
parappa: its ok theyre just jealous babe...
me: i know parappa, i know
Hairdresser Octopus: *slaps my fat juicy ass*
me: NOT NOW HAIRDRESSER OCTOPUS PARAPPA AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
Hairdresser Octopus: youre so boring *cuts hair*
me: *sighs*
noodles: *are the best*
parappa: *the rapper*