It’s Madison Time. You’re looking good. Frau Margot’s prisoners are in a big strong line.
When she says to hit ‘em she wants you to punch two up and two back.
With a big strong elbow real hard.
Just kidding.
You’re looking good McCain.
Now when I say serve ‘em
I want you to hit a 6 top with large Green Rivers
Like the serial killer.
And come out like a rifleman.
Hit it.
Sashay sashay
I’ve got just one thing to say
Happy Birthday bitch
Time for your world’s smallest sundae
But with mashed potatoes.
Big strong vomit.
Now when I say hit it I want to see Iona the Sksnk thrown all the way to Madison Cawthorn’s North Carolina Surfin’ Safari party.
With a Wilt Chamberlain STD
And a strong restraining order against Jackie Gleason to protect wife Alice.
To the moon.
And away she goes
Crazy.
When I say blow
You huff and you puff
And blow blow
All the way.
Out goes your birthday candle
And hold it right there.
You haven’t done your side work.