Description from Mister Stick:

The Iron Chef is one of the strangest television shows ever made. How on earth do the judges manage to stomach some of those dishes? I am at a total loss... but I am also a total fan!

Lyrics:

Ooh eh Fukuisan, Ooh eh Fukuisan

I love the Iron Chef, but I wouldn't eat a single thing I ever saw one a them a cooking. I love the Iron Chef, but I wouldn't eat a single thing I ever saw one a them a cooking.

Fukuisan....go ahead Ohta

Is he using fish heads? Yes I think he is. Is that a live octopus? I really wouldn't put it past him. Is that fish gut icecream that I'm seeing. Oh please chairman Kaga, tally the scores.

Ooh eh Fukuisan, Ooh eh Fukuisan

I love the Iron Chef. What's the theme for today. I love the Iron Chef. Not another squid ink sorbet.

Is that some animal's eyeball? Yes I think it is. Is he just serving that raw? I wouldn't put it past him. My god isn't he gonna cook it or put some sauce on it or something.

Oh please chairman Kaga, tally the scores. Will the Iron Chef win it, I can't take it no more.

I love the Iron Chef.

Ah Morimotosan, you've really outdone yourself this time.

I love the Iron Chef.

I didn't think I would like the fishgut sorbet, but it makes me feel... special.

I love the Iron Chef.

The flaming squid and onion soup is really in keeping with today's theme.