this is going to be the first of seven "How to" videos on speaking with the planets. this stuff is KEY. like SUPER MEGA ULTRA SUPREME important. if you watch any of my stupid ass videos on magic, WATCH THESE. this is stuff passed down from a long time on how to properly work with planets.

and yes, i go by the book, and yes, i think that makes it better for doing so. it literally tells you what to do. the other bit is, if the planet actually intrinsically likes you or not...

anyway, Saturn's one of the asshole planets, so don't do it like you're telling him what to do. he will kick your chump ass. so take what i say with big open dumbo ears, and consider it carefully. it tells you what to wear, what smells work, what to do, and when to do it.

like i said, literally am reading from the damn book. this isn't Happy Funny Pretend Time. this is...What Am I Doing With My Life I'm Trying To Speak With The Gods Time.

i'd give this one a 10/5 on the "You Really Need To Watch This" scale.

they are pretty ridiculous, occasionally involving sacrifices and stuff of animals. YOU DO NOT AND SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS. they did not have refrigerators to store meats or anything in back then, so it made sense to i guess fucking burn cats or whatever. just for the love of jesus christ pick up some of the herbs i talk about and make a blend. just use fucking plants. don't be a psychopath and sacrifice Mittens please.

clothes, reagents, incense blend, candles, some other small crap should be enough.