Welcome back to Evolution of a Snake: THE Taylor Swift Podcast, detailing the life and times of the world's most famous reptile. Hosted by two longtime fans unafraid to critique, EOAS analyzes the twists and turns of the most eventful pop legacy in recent memory. Catch us weekly on Patreon:   / swiftologist  

In this episode of Evolution of a Snake, THE Taylor Swift Podcast, we do our best to rank the muses in Taylor Swift's catalog objectively. Though there is a subjective 'hotness' category, we strive to view these purses for their contributions to the discography and lore and their impact on Taylor's relationship to love (as written through her songs) going forward.

That's right we're talking Harry Styles, Joe Alwyn, Calvin Harris, Tom Hiddleston, Matty Healy, Joe Jonas, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal...the works!!!

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0:00 4:04 methodology
4:20 13:20 joe jonas
13:20 20:52 john mayer
20:52 30:20 jake gyllenhaal
30:20 38:11 conor kennedy
38:11 46:26 harry styles
46:26 52:37 calvin harris
52:37 58:03 tom hiddleston
58:03 1:04:17 joe alwyn
1:04:17 1:13:48 matty healy
1:13:48 1:17:37 final rankings