This started out with no real goal other than to bully the AI and make a fun TAS to watch. Somewhere around the halfway point I decided I wanted to get at least 50 stars by the end of it. It's pretty clear, especially in the beginning, that I went into this mostly blind about the game's mechanics lol. Maybe in the future I'll try for 99 stars.

Rerecord Count: 23107

Timestamps 'cause this is almost 3 hours:
0:00 Start
1:30 Turn Order
2:15 Turn 1 (Toad in the Box)
4:24 Turn 2 (Bumper Balloon Cars & Lava Tile Isle)
6:55 Turn 3 (Hexagon Heat)
9:34 Turn 4 (Look Away)
11:06 Turn 5 (Platform Peril)
13:35 Turn 6 (Cake Factory)
17:24 Turn 7 (Handcar Havoc)
20:22 Turn 8 (Bowl Over)
23:40 Turn 9 (Face Lift & Dizzy Dancing)
28:01 Turn 10 (Sneak 'n' Snore)
29:57 Turn 11 (Abandon Ship)
33:26 Turn 12 (Bombs Away)
35:43 Turn 13 (Slot Car Derby)
39:02 Turn 14 (BobOmb Barrage)
41:08 Turn 15 (Shell Shocked)
42:48 Turn 16 (Hot Rope Jump)
46:33 Turn 17 (Honeycomb Havoc)
50:32 Turn 18 (Rakin' 'em in & Speed Hockey)
53:33 Turn 19 (Lights Out)
55:59 Turn 20 (Bobsled Run)
1:01:00 Turn 21 (Crane Game)
1:04:55 Turn 22 (Tipsy Tourney)
1:07:30 Turn 23 (Shock Drop or Roll)
1:10:03 Turn 24 (Move to the Music)
1:14:35 Turn 25 (Bombs Away 2)
1:16:53 Turn 26 (Skateboard Scamper)
1:20:39 Turn 27 (Toad Bandstand)
1:24:46 Turn 28 (Roll Call)
1:27:57 Turn 29 (Day at the Races & Filet Relay)
1:31:37 Turn 30 (Shy Guy Says)
1:37:50 turn 31 (Look Away 2)
1:40:41 Turn 32 (Bumper Balls)
1:44:33 Turn 33 (Archerival)
1:47:52 Turn 34 (Platform Peril 2)
1:50:37 Turn 35 (Lights Out 2)
1:53:12 Turn 36 (Hot BombOmb & Shock Drop or Roll 2)
1:57:50 Turn 37 (Quicksand Cache)
2:02:09 Turn 38 (Deep Sea Salvage)
2:06:20 Turn 39 (Hot Rope Jump 2)
2:10:36 Turn 40 (Looney Lumberjacks)
2:14:48 Turn 41 (Grab Bag & Sky Pilots)
2:19:14 Turn 42 (Balloon Burst)
2:22:46 Turn 43 (Magnet Carta)
2:26:30 Turn 44 (Bowser's Big Blast & Destruction Duet)
2:32:37 Turn 45 (Dizzy Dancing 2)
2:34:13 Turn 46 (Shell Shocked 2)
2:37:12 Turn 47 (Crazy Cutters & Crane Game 2)
2:42:21 Turn 48 (Roll Call 2)
2:46:16 Turn 49 (Move to the Music 2)
2:50:20 Turn 50 (MechaMarathon)
2:53:28 Bonus Stars & Superstar
2:55:31 Results