(Parody of Teach Me How To Dougie by Cali Swag District)
Westerville South High School, Westerville, Ohio

Aye! Aye!
Teach me how to factor (Aye!)

[Verse 1: Schultz]
They be like Schultz (what?)
Can u teach me how to factor?
Ya know why?
Cause all the students after...(an A!)
All I need is a real good quadratic
And for you, you, you to back me up and check it (get it)
Get your terms lined up...make 'em high to low
Look for a GCF...that's something everyone should know
We got two terms and a minus in the middle
Now we cookin', like flippin' bacon on a griddle (okay)
Both the digits...gotta be perfect squares
1, 4, 9, 16, 25 over here
D.O.S. all the students tryin' get it
You gotta recognize...when I spit it (all day)
Set up two sets...put an x in each
Minus here, plus there...listen when I teach
I make the class shine bright when we start to do it
This one's a piece a cake...so I had to do it

[Chorus]
Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor
Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor
Everybody factor
every, everybody factor
Everybody factor
Check my work when I factor!

[Verse 2: Winner]
I'm Mr. Winner (yeah)
Growin' up on a tractor (uhhuh)
You know I'm from Greenville, but I teach you how to factor! (yessir)
Step up in my class, and all the students hear me
If you got three terms, and a plus in the back
I hear the class screamin' like "Aye! This is wack!"
Your signs must be the same, when you follow the flow
They like "How you do that?" when I factor on the floor
Set up two sets, put an x in both
The signs in the middle, will be showin' up the most
Three terms! And a plus in the back
Your signs will double up like a Wendy's Double Stack
I take this to the class when I show 'em how to factor

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Schultz]
Back to the class you know I really like to factor
The roots of the quadratic, yeah that's what I'm after
GCF first...then FOIL to check your work
We got one more case, so we have to take a look
We bout to factor, get an answer with two signs
This ones the hardest...so listen to my rhymes
If you got three terms, and a minus at the end
The signs will be different, where they go, that depends
The larger of your numbers gets the sign from the middle
This problems not too bad, if you study just a little
Now pick up your pencil, I don't wanna hear you fussin'
Teacher swag, got them students with the brains all a bustin'
...Dahhhh! You really gotta get this lesson
This problems hot, we just took it out the math oven
I like to factor...and get everybody working
I yell "Yeah we do it"...and everybody factors