I'm slightly late to the party, but I had to share my thoughts on the absolutely abysmal Pinocchio Remake by Disney, one of the most horrendously atrocious movies I've ever seen.

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Footage used primarily from Walt Disney's Pinocchio and its new 2022 remake. All footage used is for review purposes and is fair use.

Music used from

Athletic Theme Yoshi's Island
Merlee's Mansion Super Paper Mario
Termina Field The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
E Gadd's Garage Mario Party 6
Army of Verdane Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
2nd Battle Theme Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
It's On Now Mario Party 8
Deku Palace The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Cold Caller Cubicles Toontown Rewritten
Unfounded Revenge Mother 3
Brobot Battle Super Paper Mario
Bowser's Warped Orbit Mario Party 8
VS Marx Kirby Super Star
Tough Guy Alert Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Trouble Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
Going Somewhere Mario Party Superstars
On Black Wings Fire Emblem: path of Radiance
Crisis Fire Emblem: Thracia 776
Wario's Gold Mine Mario Kart Wii
Overthere Stair Super Paper mario
Dark Emperor Hardin Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem
The Scions Dance in Purgatory Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
Piano Zombie Plants VS Zombies 2
Rainbow Road Mario Kart 7


#disney #disneyplus #remake #bad #pinocchio #animation #waltdisneyanimation #waltdisney #jiminycricket #tomhanks #lukeevans

0:00 Previously on Rockotar
0:20 Intro
2:08 Jiminy Cricket Sucks Now
3:41 Gepetto Sucks Now Too (and Tom Hanks is Boring)
4:22 The Blue Fairy is Incompetent and Stupid Now
5:40 The Music and Songs Are Terrible
6:17 Honest John and Gideon/Pinocchio is a Gary Stu Now
7:22 Jiminy Cricket Jar Character Assassination
7:42 Stupid Useless Puppeteer Girl
8:07 Pointlessly Extended Scenes
9:00 Useless Seagull Character
9:33 Terrible Puppet Show
10:26 Jiminy Cricket Escapes the Jar and Fails to Save Pinocchio
11:45 Blue Fairy Role Mysteriously Minimized
12:40 Nonsensical Lying and It's a Good Thing Now???
13:52 Horrendous Coachman Introduction
15:02 Pleasure Island Sucks and Makes No Sense Now
16:22 Pinocchio Does Nothing Wrong On Pleasure Island
17:34 The Atmosphere is Bad Now Too and the Monsters Are Terrible
18:20 Jiminy Cricket Further Character Development Thrown Down the Drain Literally (Also The Darkest Scene is Ruined)
19:47 Transformation Scene is Lame Now
20:10 The Effects Are Atrocious
21:18 Further Coachman Character Assassination
22:55 Literally the Only Improvement and it is Extremely Minor
23:44 Puppeteer Girl Destroys The Movie! (Also Stromboli Was Locked Up I Guess)
25:00 One of the Stupidest Movie Scenes Ever
25:54 Swallowed By Monstro Who Cares Anymore at this Point
27:00 Fire Scene is Also Stupider Now
28:06 Speedboat Pinocchio AKA The Other Most Stupidest Scene
28:25 Pinochio's Sacrifice Ruined Now and Magic Tear Garbage
29:13 Real Boy Ending Ruined
30:45 The Blue Fairy is a Lier Now Too I guess
31:23 The End of the Line For Disney Remakes