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Intro: (0:00)
Katherine Howard Roast: (5:48)
All You Wanna Do: (11:50)
Outro: (47:15)

Katherine Howard Roast transcript:
[Catherine Parr]
Okay, you know what, I think it's time we heard from our next queen: Kate Howard!

[Anne Boleyn]
Who's that again?

[Catherine of Aragon]
Oh I think she was the least relevant Katherine.

[Anne Boleyn]
Oh yeah, yeah, now I still don't care.

[Katherine Howard]
Oh haha, funny.

[Catherine of Aragon]
Yeah, speaking of funny, good luck trying to compete with us, honey!

[Katherine Howard]
You're right, you're right. I'm gonna need all the luck I can get. Your lives sounded terrible. And your songs! REALLY helped to convey that. I mean, Catherine, almost moving to a nunnery and then NOT? That almost could've been really hard for you. And Anne! Getting your head chopped off! Surely that means you'll win the competition Oh wait. Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded oh, never mind. And Jane, dying of natural causes. WHEN WILL JUSTICE BE SERVED? And surviving. But seriously, Anna. All jokes aside, being rejected for your looks legit sounds really rough. I wouldn't know anything about that. I mean look at me, I'm really hot. So yeah, I can't even begin to think of how I'd compete with you all! Oh wait, like this.

All You Wanna Do lyrics: https://genius.com/Sixcastallyouw...