Firstly, winds in Jupiter's Great Red Spot have a speed of more than 500 kms/hr, if Everyone had Jupiter's Great Red Spot, even we may start spinning very very fast!
Secondly, if Everyone had Jupiter's Great Red Spot, things might end very very badly for thieves!
Thirdly, if Everyone had Jupiter's Great Red Spot, some people may doze off, their entire house may break into pieces!
Lastly, if Everyone had Jupiter's Great Red Spot, Earth from space might look very very messy now!