Don't lie, you're curious. In a franchise focused largely on scary robots with garish mouths chomping in your face, it's no surprise that you might wonder what it would be like to smooch them. Well, look no further! Today we will be breaking down your favorite animatronics, their bites, their personalities, and we will whittle down who indeed have the best kisses and who is the best animatronic to smooch.
This is the Fnaf Smooching Guide!
Pray for me.

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Music:
Funiculi Holiday Pizza Tower
Toy Chica's High School Days Theme
Cemetery Clown Sir Cubworth
Dialtown Theme Nathan Hanover
A Slice and a Scoop Pizzeria Simulator
Dialtown Downtown Nathan Hanover
In the Garden Godmode
Sharp Edges half.cool
Day 4 Dayshift at Freddy's Ost
Legal Woes Pizzeria Simulator

0:00 A Quick Disclaimer
0:21 The Most Important Question
1:05 How the Ranking Works
2:18 Freddy Fazbear
3:31 Bonnie
4:15 Chica
5:19 Foxy
6:36 Golden Freddy
8:25 Toy Freddy
10:05 Toy Bonnie
11:08 Toy Chica
12:25 Mangle
13:41 Balloon Boy
15:08 Marionette
16:22 Withered Bonnie
17:15 Withered Chica
18:23 Withered Freddy
19:47 Withered Foxy
21:03 JJ
21:47 Phantom Animatronics
22:15 Springtrap
23:33 Nightmare Freddy
24:27 Freddles
25:02 Nightmare Bonnie
25:30 Nightmare Chica
25:50 Nightmare Foxy
26:20 Nightmare Fredbear (& Fredbear)
26:50 Nightmare
27:34 JackOChica and JackOBonnie
27:48 Nightmarionne
28:45 Plushtrap
30:00 Nightmare Balloon Boy
31:18 VirtuaFreddy
31:57 Old Man Consequences
32:16 Circus Baby
34:07 Ballora
35:41 Funtime Foxy
36:36 Funtime Freddy
38:10 BonBon
39:02 Bonnet
39:29 Minireenas
40:47 Bidybabs & Electrobab
42:10 Lolbit
42:37 Yenndo
43:54 Ennard
45:34 Helpy
46:48 Trash and the Gang
47:50 Happy Frog
48:52 Pigpatch
49:30 Nedd Bear
50:12 Mr. Hippo
50:47 Orville Elephant
51:14 Rockstar Freddy
52:32 Rockstar Bonnie
53:17 Rockstar Chica
54:08 Rockstar Foxy
54:50 Music Man
56:21 El Chip
57:18 Funtime Chica
58:18 Candy Cadet
59:21 Scrap Baby
1:01:14 Molten Freddy
1:02:22 Scraptrap
1:03:32 Lefty
1:05:22: Dreadbear
1:07:00 Grimm Foxy
1:07:45 Captain Foxy
1:09:10 Glitchtrap
1:10:01 Vanny
1:10:20 Glamrock Freddy
1:11:40 Glamrock Chica
1:13:13 Monty Gator
1:14:12 Roxanne Wolf
1:15:51 Sun
1:17:45 Moon
1:18:34 DJ Music Man
1:20:00 Lil Music Man
1:21:00 Burntrap
1:22:30 Blob
1:24:51 Michael Afton
1:25:30 Final Ranking