If you were to ask a player new to Splatoon 3 about what the BEST weapon in the game is, they wouldn't say the Squeezer. Look at it it's literally a champagne bottle flipped 90 degrees. But the Squeezer holds a dark secret, something I'll be uncovering today. This weapon is secretly one of the WORST designed main weapons in all of Splatoon. Let's talk about it.

This video also covers the Splattercolor Screen, attached to the Foil Squeezer's kit. No sounds or effects of the Splattercolor Screen are used in this video. Stay safe.

Also don't harass squeezer players. They did nothing wrong by playing their weapon :D

『 TIMESTAMPS 』
0:00 Intro & Overview
0:39 Part One: Balancing
2:25 Part Two: Design & Mechanics
4:02 Part Three: Kits And Counters
4:41 Splattercolor Screen :(
6:04 Conclusion, Closing Thoughts, and Outro

『 MUSIC USED 』
Good Egg Galaxy SMG
Smeared Canvas Splatoon 3
Ken's Theme SF5
Bowser Battle 1 SMO
Bowser's Rage Stage SMBW

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『 CREDITS 』
Str1ke for the footage at the start:    / @str1keyt  
Stone for Squeezer footage: https://youtube.com/@TheStoneYoutube?...
Nub for Squeezer footage:    / @nubithink  
Tweet about collapsing under the effect of screen: https://x.com/Neovaii2580XP/status/17...

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