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00:00 Storybook Opening
02:32 Call to Adventure
06:49 What the? SaltyDKDan?
07:47 Part 1: The History of Tamatoa (and Also Ron and John)
12:38 On to the next Goth Patty person!
13:34 Emirichu’s Castle
14:14 Part 2: MY History with Tamatoa
19:46 Where do I even go next
20:23 Macro’s Gamer Pad
20:50 Part 3: The Death of Disney Villain Songs
25:15 Learn the Goth Pattycake/Patrick’s Chicanery
27:10 The Trading Quest
32:11 Sideways’ Music Room
32:41 Part 4: Why Shiny Works Musically
38:21 One Villainous Scene
39:12 Hey all!
39:56 The House of Shelby
40:24 Part 5: Why Shiny Works Visually
47:36 TierZoo’s Tree
48:12 Illy’s Castle
48:39 24 Frames of Nick? From the YouTube channel 24 Frames of Nick?
49:16 Part 6: Why Tamatoa Works Thematically
57:30 TamatoaRelated Depression
59:38 The Truth is Revealed
1:03:00 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?
1:05:49 Down with Oscar, up with Tamatoa
1:09:18 I’ve come to make an announcement
1:10:29 All hail Tamatoa!
1:12:53 I NEED IT SHINY
1:15:46 We did it!
1:17:13 Conclusion: I like Tamatoa
1:19:33 Credits!
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Directed by Schaffrillas Productions
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Script by Schaffrillas
Story by Schaffrillas and Pappy G
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Edited by
Goop Videos Animated scenes ( / thegoopvideos )
Schaffrillas LiveAction scenes
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Analysis portions edited by
Shooting Films ( / thesonicandmario100 )
Pappy G ( / @pappyg3187 )
Goop Videos ( / thegoopvideos )
VillagerBoy527 ( / @villagerwolf527 )
Jalisa Weschen ( / @lavenderwhale )
JK Doodles ( / channel )
CGFMovies ( / @cgfmovies )
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Opening storybook scene by
Adie Valavanis (@lunchmonger) ( / thestarkids123 )
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Tamatoa attacking scene by
HourofPoop ( / @hourofpoop )
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Tamatoa CDi claws by
Jimmy Davis ( / @jimmydpooper )
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“I Need it Shiny” cover by
Elsie Lovelock vocals ( / sweetpoffin )
Schaffrillas lyrics
Francesca Arco additional help
Chiwikawai instrumental ( • Shrek 2 Holding Out For A Hero (ins... )
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Shrek Theme Violin Cover by
Furyxx Violin ( • SHREK Fairytale (Intro theme) Cov... )
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Starring
James Phyrillas as Schaffrillas
Patrick Phyrillas as Pappy G
William Boas as SpaceTree Studios ( / spacetree88 )
Chris Schaffer as SpaceChris7 ( / spacechris7 )
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Featuring (in order of appearance)
SaltyDKDan
Emirichu
Macro
YourMovieSucksDOTorg
I Hate Everything
Ralphthemoviemaker
Saberspark
RamZaes
Akfamilyhome
Sophia Phan
Beta64
Karsten Runquist
AniMat
Ana Isabel
Sarah Z
Johnny 2 Cellos
ToonrificTariq
Jamezietocool
Cosmonaut Marcus
Big Joel
Seamus Gorman
RebelTaxi
Bobdunga
Xiran Jay Zhao
Editing is Everything
Razbuten
Jimmy Davis
Caddicarus
Uncle Al
CrystAAHHL
ColeyDoesThings
Anthpo
Sideways
Nando v Movies
Scott the Woz
Girlfriend Reviews
TierZoo
Illymation
24 Frames of Nick
Newscaster voiced by Goop Videos
Mr. Bamason
VillagerBoy527
Citizen HAL
Shooting Films
C1em
Mordo
DepressedLuigi92
CGFMovies
TheSteamLord
Goop Videos
Jalisa Weschen
And everyone who submitted a Twitter video!
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Shiny $100 Patron
Mr. Monocle
Shrektastic $20 Patrons
Michael David Rose
NoneLovesMe
Esteemed $10 Patrons
Aheaney15
Andre Gutierrez
BATMAN
CG Lemonade
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Flan
Gavin Clark
Isaiah Williams
Jacob LaBossiere
Jonathan Kermanian
Milky
Mintbeetle
Nessie
RoscoesDad
Soloco
Suarez
The rEactor
TheThomas5252
Turboslut
Vellum Tony
Vintage
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Special thanks to
Goop Videos
Pappy G
Chris Schaffer
William Boas
Jalisa Weschen
Mordo
Jonathan Goldenziel
Ron Clements and John Musker
Jemaine Clement
Everyone who wouldn’t stop messaging me to make this video for the past three years
And viewers like you. Thank you.