Hot on the heel's of the 'Wii Fit' release, a game for women to weigh themselves in front of the TV and work up a sweat before they get onto cooking the dinner, those clever little chaps in Japan have just announced the sequel....

Wii Fat (only available in USA & UK from July 2008) designed specifically for today's busy bloke, who doesn't have the time to keep fit or can't be arsed.

You sit in the special 'Wii Balance Chair' which monitors your progress through some challenging games...

* Beer Supping
* Pizza Devouring
* Genital Cupping
* Snoozeathon
* Nail Picking

And many more....

Nintendo have already declared that it won't be available in shops for the simple reason that 'real blokes don't go in shops' so it will be on mailorder only........