Worst people parking in the world! Check out how some of your fellow humans decided to park in this outrageous video!

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22.Compact car spot?

Sometimes I wonder how these are real, and then I remember that people do crazy things. Like this guy who thought he could squeeze in between these guys.

WE couldn't either

That's why Talltanic keeps us locked in a padded room. It looks a lot like a sound booth, though.

21.Sidewalk chalk

Every concerned citizen should have a pack of sidewalk chalk in their car. Just in case they need to lay some sidewalk smack talk down.

20.Don't be that guy

I hope the jeep doesn't see him there and just drives over it.

19.Seriously Sidewalk chalks For the win

If they don't have a handicapped sticker someone should give them one, they clearly need it.


18.Ferrari Fail

Maybe you should give some slack schizo Bob, Nah this guy probably just had his hands full with his crepe bagel and his extra tall, super skinny, extra hot I'm important latte.



17.A smattering of idiots.

This looks exactly like my high school parking lot. The only place worse to drive than a high school parking lot is Chinatown in San Francisco. The streets are crazy.

16.Bugged Out

Parallel parking is hard to even if you are in a country where they drive on the left side of the road.
I am so much better at turning right than left. This is why your parents should not have bought you a new car darling.

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15.Just A Puddle

Either this car was swallowed by a sinkhole, or they underestimated the depth of a very deceiving puddle. I know I will never be parking in a puddle from now on.


14.You suck at parking

As we can see by the fact that this picture is on this list, this person clearly posted this on the internet.

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13.Camel Parking

Don't pull out the sidewalk chalk on this guy; he will probably spit on you if you told him you parked wrong. It must be hump day. I bet the guy who is riding him is just getting a pack of camels.

12.Light pole


I thought it was a green man! But seriously who put this here? That guy deserves an awful waffle



11.I learned about awful waffles from the show Salute Your Shorts

All you need is a tennis racket and some syrup!
Awful waffle! Awful waffle! Awful waffle!

10. It is as a bit wet out.

No sir that is not you personal shopping garage, although in spite of this being a pretty cheeky move, it is one of the better examples of parking on this list. Just snuck it in there nice and snug!

9.That's a hill

It seems like you get a lot of people on their cell phones in these photos. Excuse me triple A, yes I am an idiot. But not as much as this guy.

8.I ran over a cop car

The other day, he didn't drive off, so that's not ok. He might have gotten away with this if he was the band Modest Mouse. I really would like to understand the physics behind this.

7.Snow Parking

Is totally rough. Just remember, though, don't park on an incline, that drops off abruptly. Or remember not to park under an incline that drops off abruptly.

Thanks Leonora

We keep doing it for comments like this one!


6.Unlike comments like this one

But hey, this guy most likely deserves it. Congratulations on being a moron! And This is an office car park you are blocking. This is kind of like the notes you get when sensitive people watch your video’s


5.Drunk Parking

I wonder how many people like this guy get all the way home from the bar just to screw it upright at the end. Hey who put this house here?

4.Didnot see those!

This is technically a fivevehicle pile up.

3.Karma Parking

You better not park this bad in a few places. Like the Raiders stadium, or in front of a frat house.
I guess at least his windows were up. Again, just because you have a nice car doesn't mean that you can park well.

2.Haaaa ha

This is how you get your friend a new cop car. Or at least the spare cop car they keep in the back.


1.Fire Fail

The sidewalk has a label for these for a reason; I don't think the state owes you an explanation for this. It seems like we have had a lot of entitled cars on this list.

This guy got hosed.